A Humble Request

I want a beach and I want palm trees and I want a nice view of the ocean. I want a swimming pool because although the beach is nice to look at I don't particularly want to swim in it. I want a swimming pool because I can see the bottom and there are no jelly fish. I want nice chairs around the pool for lounging, and I don't want to have to worry about other people stealing my lounge chair. I want soothing music in the background and a tropical breeze. I want a cloudless sky and I don't want any children screaming or crying, in fact, I don't want any children there at all. I want a buffet style dinner setup and I want it every day. For breakfast too. I want the food to be of great quality and variety, I want drinks alcoholic and normal to be available every second of every day. I want the other guests to behave. I want a clean room and bath, with no cracks in the tiles and no insects. I want a soft mattress, but not too soft. I want a balcony with a view. It would also be nice if all participants are in a nice mood for the full duration of their stay.


One can get so demanding when browsing travel agency websites.